{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 03-Sep-11 10:29:10 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/464774","html":"Dear Princess Celestia.  Today I learned that only about 9% of all giraffe intercourse is heterosexual.  Your faithful student, [REDACTED AND PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION]."}