{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 03-Mar-17 19:40:36 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4652907","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"https:\/\/shitposter.club\/somercet\" class=\"url\" title=\"somercet\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">somercet<\/span><\/a><\/span> obama wanted me to be his secretary of state after hillary clinton left but at the time i was just getting mattimation off the ground so i had to decline"}