{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 17-Mar-17 11:02:15 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4678932","html":"In my dream I was a Midsummer Murders-type detective trying to solve a murder in like a craft store or chintzy shop.  None of my suspects were being co-operative so someone lit a fire so everybody had to evacuate and it turned out all the suspects were vampires and incinerated in the sunlight.  That case solved itself"}