{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Sunday, 19-Mar-17 22:07:39 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4683860","html":"The problem with shaving is that I have to look at myself, which makes me want to commit suicide, but <i>\/not\/<\/i> shaving leads to me developing a neckbeard, which <i>\/also\/<\/i> makes me want to commit suicide."}