{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Sunday, 19-Mar-17 23:09:10 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4683942","html":"I'm a simple hitman. If you give me a target and have him stand anywhere near a woodchipper, one thing is going to lead to the other"}