{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Red Flash (redflash)'s status on Sunday, 04-Sep-11 07:58:05 UTC","author_name":"Red Flash (redflash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redflash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/469237","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1069\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ryker Jones\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dinosaursejakulatehomelesspeople<\/span><\/a><\/span> Nice. I might do the same - got a similar problem, but they're all on cellphones talking to different people. wtf?"}