{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Friday, 24-Mar-17 09:46:48 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4693427","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Gherkin\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> also, how much potassium does He-Man need<br \/>Kuz he just bought like 2 shopping carts full of bananas<br \/><br \/>&quot;How do I keep up my rockin' bod?<br \/>Bananas, just bananas, literally nothing else.<br \/>I eat 'em, drink 'em, snort 'em, inject them, liquefy them and press them against my eye balls, I bathe in a bathtub filled with mashed bananas, and of course I shove them up my butt&quot;"}