{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)'s status on Monday, 27-Mar-17 15:45:39 UTC","author_name":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4699658","html":"Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?  Because if they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans."}