{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Mar-17 19:40:27 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4701880","html":"Sister's GF just learned my sister used to have bangs till late highschool, she's laughing hysterically at the photo<br \/>if she keeps this up for much longer we're gonna need to make her breathe into a bag<br \/>she's seriously gonna hurt herself"}