{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-17 14:49:08 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4738920","html":"A customer at work in need of our branch's bank asked me if I could help or if I was just the bureau.  In trying to respond "I'm afraid I am" I blurted out "I Am Afraid""}