{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Sep-11 02:33:50 UTC","author_name":"Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pizzicato","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/478951","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/239\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rainbowflash<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's when you smack him and exclaim 'BECAUSE PONIES, deal w\/it', then you put your shades on and walk out."}