{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Sunday, 07-May-17 15:03:38 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4815509","html":"&gt;become leader of a gang called &quot;the Nerds&quot;<br \/>&gt;discover some fool has been selling out your homies to the cops<br \/>&gt;find the fool<br \/>&gt;knock him out, cover him in gold paint<br \/>&gt;display the bastard in chains in your main hang-out<br \/>&gt;arm your men<br \/>&gt;&quot;Let's play some quidditch, boys&quot;<br \/>&gt;release the golden snitch<br \/>&gt;tell men that whomever catches it gets 100k"}