{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Xandrae Imnotgivingmynametoamachine (fortecanter)'s status on Thursday, 08-Sep-11 06:38:46 UTC","author_name":"Xandrae Imnotgivingmynametoamachine (fortecanter)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fortecanter","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/482967","html":"Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.\n\nBecause the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.\n\nOne day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' \nEthel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper \nand held it up to him. \n'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.\n\nAs she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?' \nEthel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. \nHarold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'"}