{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Xandrae Imnotgivingmynametoamachine (fortecanter)'s status on Thursday, 08-Sep-11 06:38:52 UTC","author_name":"Xandrae Imnotgivingmynametoamachine (fortecanter)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fortecanter","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/482968","html":"As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, \nButt- Naked, and holding his 'You-Know- What' in his hand. \n 'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, \n'Not that Damn Breathalyser Test again.!!!'"}