{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Present Perfect (presentperfect)'s status on Saturday, 10-Sep-11 00:35:58 UTC","author_name":"Present Perfect (presentperfect)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/presentperfect","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/489242","html":"Today at the store, my mother asks me if I want bananas. I panic and shout, "NO!""}