{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)'s status on Saturday, 10-Sep-11 05:14:21 UTC","author_name":"Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/quetzalcoatl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/490448","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1022\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">starlightbolt<\/span><\/a><\/span> YOU WILL OBEY MY RIGID ADHERENCE TO THE LAWS OF CANONOCITY OR DIE, MORTAL."}