{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 10-Sep-11 21:17:05 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/492734","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3194\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack Pocock\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">hammersbrony92<\/span><\/a><\/span> You little punk, why aren't you in ninja school?  How do you expect to become a great ninja if you don't do you ninja homework and your ninja chores?  You're ninja parents would be so disappointed in you if you actually had any!"}