{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Sunday, 11-Sep-11 05:02:24 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/494475","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3962\" class=\"url\" title=\"David Salsburg\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">someguynameddavid<\/span><\/a><\/span> dead on. Except with the parties thing, I just stab 'em."}