{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jul-17 16:10:17 UTC","author_name":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4950473","html":"Ever look down at the spilled french fries in the bag and think, man, those are your future!  Not just because you're about to eat them, mind you"}