{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 21:57:35 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4962316","html":"The next grapeing customer who asks me a question and refuses to give me ten seconds of silence to answer, I will ram both feet down their neck like a goddamn sleeping bag."}