{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"dezzie again (dezzierose)'s status on Sunday, 11-Sep-11 21:08:41 UTC","author_name":"dezzie again (dezzierose)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dezzierose","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/496775","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I turn the lock on my locker like fifty-two billion times to the right, past the 0, to get to the FIRST NUMBER."}