{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 11-Sep-11 21:12:17 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/496783","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/247\" class=\"url\" title=\"Desmond Roseluck\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dezzierose<\/span><\/a><\/span> I try to only leave the house when the minute hand on the clock is on a multiple of five."}