{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Frost Flow (frostflow)'s status on Monday, 12-Sep-11 01:43:03 UTC","author_name":"Frost Flow (frostflow)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/frostflow","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/497541","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/787\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">tcaachaosmagic<\/span><\/a><\/span> OH. Dat. I dunno, widdling myself...? Does that count as self mutilation? I WANT TO BE A SHOE."}