{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jeff Stathers (dusty)'s status on Monday, 12-Sep-11 06:02:54 UTC","author_name":"Jeff Stathers (dusty)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dusty","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/498229","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3111\" class=\"url\" title=\"Israel Michael Gowan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mrn4rmn4rm<\/span><\/a><\/span> When she's not looking, set it so it goes off early...and set the volume so it loud. &gt;:3"}