{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-17 20:40:42 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4989114","html":"If I get drafted to fight the North Koreans I'mma just tell 'em I have social anxiety. I'd go up to the enemy and be like "um, this is awkward, but... I have to kill you now... like, bad luck, man""}