{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:35:46 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4997161","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29775\" class=\"url\" title=\"LCpl Azure Blaze\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">lcplazureblaze<\/span><\/a><\/span> Only thing I can think of is someone screwing up when assembling the toilet. The only bathroom appliance that should shoot water at you is a bidet, which kinda looks like a toilet, but that's for washing your butt and feet, not for relieving yourself. <a href=\"https:\/\/ugc.kn3.net\/i\/origin\/https:\/\/martinher85.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/05\/bidet.jpg\" title=\"https:\/\/ugc.kn3.net\/i\/origin\/https:\/\/martinher85.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/05\/bidet.jpg\" class=\"attachment\" id=\"attachment-861446\" rel=\"nofollow external\">https:\/\/ugc.kn3.net\/i\/origin\/https:\/\/martinher85.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/05\/bidet.jpg<\/a>"}