{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 21:29:26 UTC","author_name":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lcplazureblaze","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4998792","html":"So today I slept in and missed platoon pt lead by my commanding officer. This is something they'd normally fry a man for. We're talking probably some paperwork at least. But by some mysterious force, they didn't even realize I wasn't there. I woke up to the sound of everybody returning and I checked the time. 0639, an hour and a half late. I waited a while for the bathroom to clear up to go shave and went in when I thought it was safe. It wasn't. Two corporals were there shaving too. "Hey anon, did you enjoy PT today?" Not sure if on to me or actually asking question so I have to vaguely answer as well. "I wish I could've." "I'm sure you enjoyed sitting in the safety Vic." He replied. "Anon wasn't in the safety Vic." The other one said. They're on to me. Shave up and get out. The rest of the day I spent avoiding contact with anyone who could write me up and now I'm off scotch free. Regret not being there though. Heard the safety Vic caught on fire. I am now the skating legend here."}