{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Thursday, 17-Aug-17 19:38:14 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5000428","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"https:\/\/shitposter.club\/biwazimayui\" class=\"url\" title=\"biwazimayui\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">biwazimayui<\/span><\/a><\/span> Or I could diligently pee on the hinges multiple times a day to erode them until I'm able to break the door open and lead a revolt"}