{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:03:18 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5000587","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"https:\/\/gs.archae.me\/shpbot\" class=\"url\" title=\"shpbot\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">shpbot<\/span><\/a><\/span> You could have a mechanical wife instead <a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/attachment\/861494\" title=\"http:\/\/fi.rdn.io\/file\/nerthos-20170817T210317-6yyp5ax.png\" class=\"attachment thumbnail\" id=\"attachment-861494\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/attachment\/861494<\/a>"}