{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)'s status on Friday, 18-Aug-17 14:58:48 UTC","author_name":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lcplazureblaze","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5001796","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"President Connor\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> not before women trap men in caves on Mars minning us for the only two things they need us for: our semen and our good sense of humor."}