{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 13:41:54 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5008394","html":"Hey, Jehovah's Witness fellow to whom I answered the door - sorry, were you in the middle of a phone call?  Am I interrupting your day?  What a shame for someone to unsolicitedly show up while you're doing something??"}