{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 07-Oct-17 15:25:45 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5080356","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"A Tiffever Dream (2017)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">tiffany<\/span><\/a><\/span> I mean, they establish in the episode that he likes to &quot;swing [his] dick around&quot;, so it's possible - probable, even - that the portal is functionally useless."}