{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-17 19:55:57 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5089315","html":"My area is under a drought advisory, which means the weather people in my area are Fluffle Puffing retarded\/have not gone outside in the last three days."}