{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)'s status on Friday, 16-Sep-11 01:46:20 UTC","author_name":"Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/quetzalcoatl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/511239","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1742\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zach K.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zach121k<\/span><\/a><\/span> I like them 'cause they're cute and clever and funny. They just have no sexual appeal to me. I mean, maybe they could be sexy in a hyperbolic use of the word, like a car or a TARDIS, but not actually sexy like a person. And if it's true that a lot of bronies find ponies sexy, then I guess I get to be the outcast. Again."}