{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eli Hekel (modulusshift)'s status on Friday, 16-Sep-11 02:26:43 UTC","author_name":"Eli Hekel (modulusshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/modulusshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/511464","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\" title=\"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his muffins with a side of cupcakes and a nice cup of derpy tea.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpy<\/span><\/a><\/span> That might work. Only hardcore bronies would get through. And the rest of us turned to stone, or eaten, or burned alive. Aweshume."}