{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 04-Nov-17 22:32:47 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5124797","html":"Reverse bear trap? Nah. Laser collar? Pretty weak. Shackles, poison, and eyeball keys? None of it stands up to the terror that is <i>literally just a regular gun that John Kramer drops on the floor<\/i>"}