{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Friday, 16-Sep-11 17:22:00 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/512843","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I folded it in half, filled it from the buffet table, and ate it like a taco... it was a very dull wedding reception and I was really bored... this was before we filled the best man's new caddy with packing peanuts, covered the minister's car in condoms filled with buttermilk, and the bride's son and I &quot;borrowed&quot; a police car... and I never even went to the open bar."}