{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Sunday, 12-Nov-17 15:41:43 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5136487","html":"last night I squirted myself a little cup of McDonald's ketchup and a 5 year old kid stole it while I was right there"}