{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Joey Hurst (knoxemerald)'s status on Saturday, 17-Sep-11 10:54:34 UTC","author_name":"Joey Hurst (knoxemerald)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/knoxemerald","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/515066","html":"I almost can't wait to transfer stores. Customer: Is this store closing? Me: Yes. Customer: When? Me: The 27th. Customer: Are they going to transfer you? Me: Yes, Up the street. Next customer catches wind of our in depth conversation. New Customer: This store is closing? Me: Yes. New Customer: When? Me: the 27th. I think this is what purgatory feels like."}