{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:39:55 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5205507","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tiff Spearman\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">tiff<\/span><\/a><\/span> Have you tried grabbing his shoulders and yelling &quot;WE GOTTA RESPECT WOMEN&quot;"}