{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Aaron Mark (traptin85)'s status on Monday, 19-Sep-11 05:10:32 UTC","author_name":"Aaron Mark (traptin85)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/traptin85","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/522141","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/361\" class=\"url\" title=\"Northern Dash\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rpb3000<\/span><\/a><\/span> ONE DAY, DARKLY CUTE WAS HANGING OUT WITH STARSHINE. &quot;STARSHINE, I HAVE TO GO,&quot; DARKLY CUTE SAID. &quot;OH NO, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?&quot; &quot;DON'T WORRY,&quot; DARKLY REPLIED, &quot;YOU'LL BE OKAY.&quot; AND THEN DARKLY LEFT, AND STARSHINE WEPT AND CREYED AND BAWLED AND STUFF UNTIL HE DIED OF HEARTBREAK. THE. FREAKING. END"}