{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Josh (dashattack)'s status on Monday, 19-Sep-11 18:07:22 UTC","author_name":"Josh (dashattack)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dashattack","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/523457","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/130\" class=\"url\" title=\"Darkly Cute\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">darklycute<\/span><\/a><\/span> Real life sucks. Why can't I have the responsibility of a 10-year-old again? :("}