{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Monday, 29-Jan-18 22:10:24 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5234574","html":"I have the perfect solution for being someone like me who is kind of in the mood for a relationship but also extremely not in the mood for a relationship at all: flirt with the cute vegetarian girl at work by talking about how much you love the taste of dead animals"}