{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"dezzie again (dezzierose)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Sep-11 15:48:35 UTC","author_name":"dezzie again (dezzierose)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dezzierose","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/526151","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> my cat does that all the time. I think she's threatening to kill me. &quot;Hey, here's a dead rat! YOU'RE NEXT.&quot; It's the same principle as if you give someone flowers. &quot;Here's some pretty flowers. NOW WATCH THEM DIE.&quot;"}