{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:29:04 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5269191","html":"I can\u2019t take state troopers seriously because of those doofy hates they wear. Do they wear those hats in every state or just in the south???? Because they\u2019re very dumb hats."}