{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Mar-18 14:34:35 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5292668","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"https:\/\/gs.smuglo.li\/dokidoki\" class=\"url\" title=\"dokidoki\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">dokidoki<\/span><\/a><\/span> Paradoxically, tall people actually  invented ladders (because they were sick of always getting summoned to help shorties)."}