{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)'s status on Thursday, 22-Mar-18 00:00:05 UTC","author_name":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5293221","html":"Mickey Mouse tried to get a divorce but his lawyer wasn't having it.  He said, &quot;Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie just because she's, as you put it, 'seriously silly'&quot;<br \/><br \/>Mickey says, &quot;No that's not what I said; I said she's FrankerZing Goofy&quot;"}