{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 01-Apr-18 05:01:02 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5303423","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Mustella\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> Thankfully, she\u2019s unharmed physically, but the district manager is not taking it very seriously and it\u2019s taking a lot of self-restraint for me to not go in there and torch the whole Papa John\u2019s."}