{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"delete_ (remove)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Sep-11 21:01:37 UTC","author_name":"delete_ (remove)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/remove","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/531142","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Okay! *Makes a balloon Retlustia. Wrestles with balloonretlustia for at least an hour in INTENSE COMBAT and then it explodes.* ... Hey wait a second. *Makes a thelastballoon.* There we go~ Right as rain. She'll never know the difference~ Unless she rams it into sharp objects or something."}