{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-18 18:26:32 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5410916","html":"Reasons not to buy condoms at Walmart:<br \/><br \/>#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/1\" rel=\"tag\">1<\/a><\/span>: Shopping at Walmart, period, is the single-most embarrassing thing you will ever do"}